I don't know what that means.

linusbenjamin:

You know full well this is merely a face concealing a vastness that will never cease. Because your good and your bad are nothing to me.
All that exists is to win or to lose.

holidaysource:

THE OFFICE - Christmas Party

linusbenjamin:

rebel-heart-gypsysoul:

oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin:

plaguedocboi:

plaguedocboi:

I hate that waffle irons aren’t see-through. I don’t like how unsupervised they are in there

G: Like a Gameboy?

J: Like a Gameboy!

G: But Jerry, Gameboys are plastic! Waffle irons, they-they heat! They’ve gotta be made of metal. The plastic would melt!

J: I don’t know, George. Technology these days! They got them space-age polymers. They could make a waffle iron outta polymers-

G: Polymers, polymers! What do you know about polymers?

J: I know things!

G: You wouldn’t know a polymer from an amorphous metal!

J: What are you talking about?

G: I don’t know, I read an article.

J: Of course. An article.

(KRAMER enters. Audience cheers.)

K: You talking ‘bout that new NASA article? It’s disgraceful the things they’ve been doing with carbon these days. Disgraceful!

G: Jerry thinks waffle irons should be see-through.

K: Why?

J: They seem unsupervised! I wanna know what’s going on in there!

K: Well why should you get to know? See I think they deserve some privacy. We live in a police state, Jerry! Constant surveillance! The government, first they’ll be wanting to see the waffles cook, next they’re trying to find out how the air fryer fries! Before you know it you’ve got the CIA barging in on your slow-cooker without a warrant! A watched pot never boils, Jerry!

samueltanders:

themastergifs:

Well, that’s quite a good beat, really, isn’t it?

THE MASTER + spinning

tay-swifts:

BEYONCÉ & TAYLOR SWIFT
Attending the world premiere of TS The Eras Tour Film (Oct 11, 2023)

catchymemes:

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

willgrahamscock:

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

willgrahamscock:

I wish someone would put my post under the water, maybe I want to be lost at sea forever

I’ve got you bestie dw about it

Puts you in the water

Sorry could you speak up I can’t hear you under all that water

I said damn these manatees looking kinda thick

Oh! Ok

Waterboards you too so you feel included

wibblyowzah:

The trouble is, it’s all back to front. My past is his future. We’re travelling in opposite directions.

geeky-distractions:

I went to Comic Con as River Song! My first con was amazing, there was so much Doctor Who love and I got to see some of the cast!

sci-fi-gifs:

I’ve got this friend, called Donna Noble. I had to wipe her memory to save her life. If she remembers me, she will die. A spaceship crashes right in front of her, it’s like she’s drawing us in.

DOCTOR WHO: 60th Anniversary Specials
“Part 1: The Star Beast” (2023)